Top 10 Best Exercise Machines

What motivates you to exercise? Instagram fitness moguls? Stress about your weird job? FORGET ALL OF THAT AND START WORRYING ABOUT ZOMBIES!

Zombies are scary, smelly, ineloquent monsters. Their attacks are the subject of numerous movies and TV shows, but no one really seems to agree on the best way to defeat them. Well, after months of research we at Woot Industries think we have an answer to all your zombie problems: Fitness!

Here are some facts about Zombies to help you design a fitness routine to prepare you for the imminent outbreak:

1) Zombies are not real… YET. So start training now, because zombies could happen at literally any moment.

2) Zombies are either really fast or really slow, depending on who you ask. Prepare for both possibilities by working on sprinting for short distances, and speed-walking for long distances.

3) We are pretty sure that zombies cannot ride bicycles. A stationary bike will get you in shape for riding a real bike, so then all you have to do is find a real bike after the zombies take over. This should be easy, since the zombies will have no use for them.

4) Zombies only care about eating your brain, so spend less time studying and more time sweating to make yourself a less attractive zombie meal.

With these exercise machines and the knowledge you’ve gained from this informative article, you should be able to launch a fitness plan to zombie-proof your body and brain. So when the zombies come a knocking, you’ll be power walking!

Also, a flamethrower would help.


Schwinn 430 Elliptical Machine

7 new from $ 729.71
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  • Dual track two LCD window system allows you to monitor up to 13 different display feedbacks
  • Schwinn Connect goal tracking and data export keep you up to date on reaching your fitness goals
  • 22 programs, 2 user settings and goal tracking are all there to keep you motivated and challenged
  • 20 levels of resistance aligned with a high speed high inertia perimeter weighted flywheel make every workout smooth and quiet
  • Charging USB port and data exchange

Schwinn 840 Treadmill

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  • Powerful treadmill for the home with 2.5 HP motor, 10 MPH maximum speed, 10% incline
  • 16 Workout programs, including 6 course profiles, calorie goal, quick start and custom workouts
  • Folding convenience with soft-drop technology, integrated grip and telemetric heart rate system
  • 300-Pound maximum user weight, 10 year warranty on motor, 5 years on frame, 1 year on electronics

Plasma Fit Elliptical Machine Trainer 2 in 1 Exercise Bike Total Cardio Fitness Home Gym with Heart Rate Monitor

3 new from $ 129.49
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  • 2 in 1 trainer: Elliptical standing position or exercise bike seated position
  • Provides a full body, low-impact, cardio workout
  • Forward or backward motion with adjustable resistance
  • Sturdy construction that is built to last
  • LCD screen displays Speed, Time, Distance, Heart/Pulse Rate and Calories Burned

Maxi Climber Vertical Climber

5 new from $ 159.99
2 used from $ 284.56
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  • Ergonomically designed for all body types, features adjustable height
  • Isometric non-stick grips
  • Personal workout timer starts and stops when you do
  • Compact folding design allows for easy storage

Sunny Health & Fitness SF-RW5515 Magnetic Rowing Machine Rower w/ LCD Monitor

14 new from $ 179.99
1 used from $ 152.99
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  • Magnetic tension System with (8) levels of adjustable resistance
  • Large LCD console displays time, count, calories, total count, Scan
  • Fully padded seat and non-slip grip handlebars for optimal comfort
  • Large anti-slip foot pedals with adjustable foot straps
  • Built in transportation wheels for easy portability; maximum user weight 250 lbs

Stamina Body Trac Glider 1050 Rowing Machine

21 new from $ 111.99
3 used from $ 95.19
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  • Home rowing machine with compact footprint--23.5 x 46 inches
  • Adjustable gas-shock resistance
  • Monitor shows time, stroke count, and calories burned
  • Sturdy, steel frame construction
  • Folds for easy storage

Exerpeutic Aero Air Elliptical

35 new from $ 74.00
4 used from $ 71.99
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  • Compact elliptical trainer with adjustable strap tension and workout computer
  • Natural elliptical motion reduces stress on joints; large pedals with ridges prevent foot slippage
  • Dual-action workout arms provide an upper body workout
  • Easy dial tension adjustment for more or less of a challenge
  • LCD display indicates distance, calories burned, elapsed time, and speed; one year warranty

PROGEAR Dual Action 360 Multi Direction 36" Stride Air Walker LS with Heart Pulse Sensors

5 new from $ 111.99
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  • 36 Inch full range of motion Stride length to increase calorie burn and weight loss
  • Individual 180 degree range of motion leg exercises
  • Dual action arms provide upper body workout
  • 225 lb weight capacity and height range of 4 feet 10 inches to 6 feet
  • Folds for storage to 1/2 the set up Dimensions

Weider Ultimate Body Works

20 new from $ 150.00
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  • Adjustable incline bench on wheels with a pulley on each side Adjust the bench to a steeper incline to increase the amount of weight resistance
  • Resistance Bands: Provides the option to increase weight resistance up to 50-pounds with the addition of the four resistance bands
  • Cable & Pulley System allow for greater versatility and greater range of motion
  • Space Saver Design: The Weider Ultimate Body Works conveniently folds for easy storageWarranty: 90 Days Parts & Labor Warranty
  • Sales allowed to the lower 48 United States only

Schwinn 430 Elliptical Machine (2016)

7 new from $ 549.99
1 used from $ 485.98
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  • Track time, distance and calorie goals and transfer metrics via USB
  • Dual track two LCD screen System offers increased visibility to programs and goal tracking
  • 20 levels of computer controlled resistance for a wide range of workout intensity options
  • 22 preset exercise programs (9 profile; 8 heart rate control; 2 Custom user defined; 2 fitness test; 1 quick start and additional features
  • Charging USB port, speakers, adjustable three speed fan, media shelf
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